What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 02:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Drinking coffee could help you age better, according to this Harvard study. - Stewartville Star

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Relocating to Sweden to save money. I got a job offer of 47000SEK before tax, visas sponsored for my wife & my mother (with a laryngectomy). My wife, a general medicine graduate, wants to specialize in Sweden. Can we live well and save 4000€ monthly?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Manny Machado, pitching power Padres to series win over Brewers - San Diego Union-Tribune

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

What explanations do flat earthers have for the shape of our planet? If they do not have any, why should their opinions on this topic be considered credible?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Target and Walmart tariff price hikes leak online from an unlikely source - Mashable

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...