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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 02:02

No, not a chance
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Satellite Pics Show How Russia Tried To Avert Ukraine Drone Strikes, But Failed - NDTV
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Drinking coffee could help you age better, according to this Harvard study. - Stewartville Star
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Manny Machado, pitching power Padres to series win over Brewers - San Diego Union-Tribune
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lawyers could face ‘severe’ penalties for fake AI-generated citations, UK court warns - TechCrunch
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Webb telescope images frigid exoplanet in strange orbit - Phys.org
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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CNN interrupted for devastating Elon Musk news amid Donald Trump showdown - Irish Star
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Target and Walmart tariff price hikes leak online from an unlikely source - Mashable
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...